He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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