Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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