question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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