But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dick very happy bro
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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