He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
