I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
