ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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