i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Nicole vs. Life
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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