so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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