$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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