I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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