you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
wow bdsm is so cute
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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