Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
smell my finger.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
