I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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