If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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