Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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