with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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