4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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