It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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