I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think im going to throw up on grandma
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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