all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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