Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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