super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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