can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
