let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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