the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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