we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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