I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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