He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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