he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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