we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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