you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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