I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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