im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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