Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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