I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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