he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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