Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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