Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I cut my penus on the lid.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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