So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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