Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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