so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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