You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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