His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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