I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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