i just had sex bonerless
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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