ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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