theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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