By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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