Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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