Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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