he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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