She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
stop calling my apartment porn island.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
