they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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