piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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