so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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