i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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