suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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