I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
There's even glitter on my cock...
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